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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

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The average voter, but also a carrier of potentially dangerous plagues. Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." A tribute to nimble minds or good joke writers. How does political correctness ease or intensify the tension between articles 1 and 7 of the Dutch constitution? They build vehement opposition into the framework of their beliefs, so when people say “That makes absolutely no sense,” it is taken as validation of right belief.
Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines

Our Dumb Century: The Onion Presents 100 Years of Headlines

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And the massacre perpetrated by an ISIS enthusiast at an Orlando night club? In order to verify my hypotheses and to answer the research question, both quantitative and qualitative analysis methods of the jokes have been employed. But compared to Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Pearle, Doug Feith, Scooter Libby, and the other neocons, George Bush is a saint." She is not an ignorant buffoon who–when asked about who he consults on issues of foreign policy– would ever say something like , “I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things,” and “I speak to a lot of people, but my primary consultant is myself, and I have a good instinct for this stuff.” One side says “Trump That Bitch.” The other side says “Love Trumps Hate.” Which side are you on?
Liberwocky: What Liberals Say and What They Really Mean

Liberwocky: What Liberals Say and What They Really Mean

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. In the summer of 1862 President Lincoln received a long letter from General McClellan in which Lincoln was advised how to conduct the affairs of the nation. He stands maybe 5-foot-8 but seems taller; on this weekday morning he's dressed in a natty sport coat and jeans. Khrushchev had used this phrase during a speech at the United Nations General Assembly, allegedly referring to the Tsar Bomba test over Novaya Zemlya .) Khrushchev, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards, surveys an art exhibition. "What the hell is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked.
Signz

Signz

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There's no stain in aspiring to the highest office in your country. That's going to save a lot more than you cutting one staffer." Which suggests that the problem of fundamentalism lies not with authority, but with ourselves. • The Israelis and the Palestinians are not condemned to some eternal hell where they have to kill each other forever. • Although it is true that only about 20 percent of American workers are in unions, that 20 percent sets the standards across the board in salaries, benefits and working conditions.
Getting the most for your healthcare costs

Getting the most for your healthcare costs

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Actually, little known fact: The handle to the bathroom door in his master bedroom is solid gold woman’s vagina… I’m kidding, I’m kidding… It’s actually gold plated. 5) “We’re not electing a Pastor-In-Chief.” It seems this policy has changed since folks were making a case against voting for Barack Obama… Plus, ABORTION! 4) “Quit being so Politically Correct.” Political correctness is literally killing this country! 3) “Oh right… Like YOU never bragged to Billy Bush about being able to grab a woman by her pussy.” Come on, we’ve all been there… 2) “BENGHAZI!!!!” Someday in the future, when misled extremists on the “Christian Right” detonate their suicide vests, they will yell this word, unaware that Secretary Clinton was investigated almost 10 times (at great expense) over what happened in Benghazi, and yet the republican commissions who investigated found no wrongdoing whatsoever for her. 1) “That was before he was saved.” Also, didn’t Jesus say a little something about “the person who is without sin being one to cast the first stone?” Checkmate, bitches… So there they are: The Top 10 Excuses for Donald’s latest embarrassment (by the way, I’ve decided to refer to him simply as “Donald.” He is nothing more than a fake last name, so “Donald” it is).
The Trial of George W. Bush

The Trial of George W. Bush

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And as we go through that process, we feel we are wiser and more loving and more honest. Whole Person Healing via Body, Mind, and Spirit View a video with Steve on Spontaneous Evolution: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0D923bV-7Q Click on the image above to see the complete collection -- More than 100 items from tote bags, baseball caps, mugs, aprons, drinkware, T-shirts and sweatshirts, to pajamas and underwear. Another black person didn’t have to die in order for us to discuss racism.
The Best Ever Book of Cameroonian Jokes

The Best Ever Book of Cameroonian Jokes

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A sign that says “Muslims Get Out” will do absolutely nothing to prevent radical Islamists from wreaking havoc. Play a Song: Learn “Mary Had A Little Lamb” on touch tone phones; play it while waiting for a phone conference to start. 62. Just listen to her voice… Listen to the sound of her saying “Yeah” to a 46 year old man, and then listen his response, and ask yourself: “What kind of man is this?” What kind of man says something like this to a little girl?
The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Portuguese Citizens:

The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Portuguese Citizens:

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Find out where you shine in the political spectrum with these handy political quizzes. Ooooh look, America, another day, another crazy Christian crusadin’ against them darn gays and lezzies! But lying about an extramarital affair is! Q: What does "Standing Tall for America" mean? He took it apart, explained what was happening, and sold me a 38¢ rubber washer that fixed the problem. He remains a popular and well-known entertainer, if perhaps not as popular as he was once was, and can be characterized as the most prominent conservative satirist in America today.
You look awfully like the Queen: Wit and Wisdom from the

You look awfully like the Queen: Wit and Wisdom from the

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These questions and more will be considered if SOPA gets passed. Hundreds of thousands of guns are stolen each year from individuals and commercial sellers. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. But politicians and cultural critics, who judge the permissibility and appropriateness of humor, also contribute to the presence and scope of discursive taboos. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. Gephardt came out wearing a Boy Scout uniform—he was an Eagle Scout—and pledged to "clean up the image of Congress."
The Biglow Papers Second Series

The Biglow Papers Second Series

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And he's the first to tell you why. (Bush:) 'I'm a war president.' He added: 'I guess I should have told you that back in 2000."' �Jon Stewart "President George Bush also said Sunday that he wants to lead the world to more peace. We usually call those people 'Libertarians'." From them, only 733 were included in this analysis, while the rest did not fit into the definition of jokes earlier presented and were rather riddles or slogans. This was not a situation where there was, as some people believe, there was an attempt to murder her, or to seriously injure her.” Rodman’s female law clerk, also an attorney, attended the hearing with the client, and then left him a detailed message about what had transpired.